There are these recent prevalent cases of house-helps/ maids brutality and physical abuse by their guardians in Nigeria. It is very much on the high rise that there is no week that goes by without us seeing on the print media or social media a gory case of a maimed and brutalized kid usually from the ages of 5-12 who are serving as house-helps/ maids.

Interestingly, eight out of ten of these reported cases of domestic violence melted on these househelps do take place in the eastern part of the country and mostly in Anambra state. These statistics are struggling to back up a stereotype made around the block (which I the writer is yet to believe) that Igbo women are very brutal and aggressive with their house helps and maids but with the recent cases which I have been seeing I am beginning to think that there is an atom of truth in that stereotype.

“Instead of being defensive about this, Eastern stakeholders should rather look into it because it calls for worry”. 

Where do I begin in citing gory examples of how women brutalize their house helps or maids over a trivial issue or at the slightest provocation to the viewing pleasure of their husbands who sometimes feign ignorance or claim that they were never in support of their wives doing that but cannot do anything to save the poor house help from the fierce clench of their wives.

Just last November, we heard of the death of an 11-year-old Magreth Joshua who died as the result of torture and physical abuse she received at the hands of Mrs Nnaemeka Nwachukwu her guardian. The late Magreth Joshua was serving as a maid to her killer in Jos, plateau state where they reside. The details of the event that led to the death of the kid were quite pathetic; witnesses narrate how Mrs Nnaemeka Nwachukuwu do pour boiled water into the kid’s private parts as a form of punishment, the guardian constantly hit the girl with hardwood and always use machete and wires to flog and inflict pains on her at the slightest provocation until the girl died from the torture.

Mrs Yemi Awolola, another serial house help abuser was also arrested some time ago by the law enforcement agency for allegedly placing a knife in the fire and scarring the private parts of her 14-year-old maid, Princess Michael. Similar to the case of another abusive mistress who was arrested also in Enugu state for allegedly burning their 10-year-old maid with a pressing iron and drilling nails into her head.

Last week, a woman by the name of Chinyere Ifesinachi was reported to the police by neighbours for the level of physical abuse she always melts out on her house-help, a seven years old, Idinma. Eyewitnesses narrate that she used a pestle to hit and broke her fragile bones. She also uses knives on the seven years old child as the child has deep cuts all over her body and she is currently at the hospital battling for her life.

Just yesterday, the 16th of May, 2023, The Anambra State Ministry of Women and Social Welfare arrested one Mrs Abigail Eguta for physically assaulting, brutalizing and battering her seven-year-old house help until the lad nearly went blind. The offense of the lad according to the guardian was that the kid failed to recite the English alphabet (A, B, C, D…) correctly.

Believe me, all these above-mentioned cases are just a pinch of salt out of a sea of examples and references too numerous to mention and they are all verifiable.

This high level of cold-hearted guardians maiming, brutalizing and killing children who serve them as maids/house helps at the slightest provocations is getting out of hand. There have been far too many gory and despicable house help physical abuse cases for lawmakers and national stakeholders to keep feigning blind eyes and deaf ears. It has gotten to the extent where a state of emergency should be declared on brutalizing house helps/ maids and every well-meaning Nigeria must rise to the occasion that this stop.

Every child is someone’s child, and no parent living or dead, rich or indigent will be happy seeing his or her kids being maimed or brutalized by the guardian for whatever reason. What even makes my body twirl is that most of the reasons why these kids are being brutalized by their guardians are just the most trivial of reasons and unjustifiable; like the Anambra lady that nearly killed her house help for failing to correctly recite ABCD.

The maids who are lucky enough to escape their guardian’s homes alive are being left with lifetime trauma, physical, emotional and psychological damage to their person which they never recover from.

This is a call on national stakeholders and law enforcement to beam their bright lights on the guardian/ househelp relationships. New regulations should be made to tackle this incident to save these kids. New regulations prohibiting some level of harsh treatment on kids and stringent punishments like long jail terms melted on recalcitrant offenders.

I watched with shock, disbelief, bewilderment, amazement and chagrin, a viral video where Afrobeat rising star, who should otherwise be the product of a rich heritage of revolutionary struggles, patriotism and selflessness, descended on a cultured policeman, assaulting him, provoking him and in that process also humiliating him and the agency that he represents. The barbarism of Seun Kuti’s unprovoked attacks on that policeman is totally condemnable, undeserving, egregious and a blatant violation of one of the most noble institutions of democracy. We cannot find any justification for that cruel and degrading treatment. Legally speaking, it constitutes grave assault on and a gross violation of section 34 of the 1999 Constitution, which states clearly that:

(1) Every individual is entitled to respect for the dignity of his person, and accordingly –
(b) no person shall be subject to torture or inhuman and degrading treatment.”

Culturally, I do not know anywhere in Yorubaland, where the junior corrects and upraids the elder, to the shameful extent that Seun Kuti arrogated to himself an inexistent power of rebuke, of correction and of censoring a law enforcement officer on lawful duty. It is simply unacceptable. Where did Seun get the training that he is the one better placed to correct an elder? Is he tapping from any other source different from the one that our revered and polished Fela did? Is he not a student of history, to know that his father, Fela, was one of the most successful activists of all times, correcting the ills of the society, holding governments accountable and advocating for democracy and good governance through his music? Did Seun ever hear Femi Kuti or Yeni Kuti, ever desecrating the institutions of democracy? Or is it Nike or Lande, all whom have kept the good name and reputation of their family? Is this the way Seun wants to avenge the brutal murder and assassination of Madam Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, whose blood flows in government house till date? How many of the “unknown soldiers” would Seun be able to slap and beat up in this dastardly manner?

The Ransome-Kuti family has a place in the rich history of Nigeria, through the indelible contributions of their matriarch, Madam Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, the selfless sacrifices of Professor Olikoye Ransome-Kuti, the tireless struggles of Dr. Bekololari Ransome-Kuti and of course the inimitable Abami Eda himself, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti. They represented the best of nobility, excellence, patriotism and industry, which is why Nigerians hold them so dearly in their hearts. There is no place in that family for this malady.

The defence of Seun for this uncultured display of arrogance is that the policeman attempted to kill himself and his family. He was careful not to elaborate on the circumstances and facts of the alleged attempt. He claimed that he has the video of the attempt and that the policeman was wrong, has acknowledged his error and had even apologized to him in order to evade prosecution! What a world! Is Seun speaking to his fans in Kalakuta Republic/African Shrine? Or members of the Egypt 80 Band? The video that I saw showed Seun launching unprovoked verbal assault on a policeman that was calm and respectful, it showed an unrestrained young man castigating, threatening and humiliating an officer of the Federal Republic in the name of defending himself. The video showed Seun pushing the policeman around, daring him to do his worst and refusing to be placated by other motorists who stopped to broker peace. And it was on the Third Mainland Bridge, with the attendant consequences of the dangers to motorists, traffic congestion and other distractions.

The other day, it was Burna Boy, who stormed a night club in Lagos and after his acts physically assaulted a police man. Then again it was recently the turn of one Portable, who also assaulted a policeman. Should it be the other way round, for any policeman to dare beat up or assault a celebrity then the heavens would have fallen. This unfortunate event brings into focus the value and virtue of stardom, which dictate humility, gentleness, moderation and respect for people and institutions. No positive lesson can be passed from the assault of Seun against the policeman and no defence can be offered to diminish the seriousness of the offence thus committed. And this is why the decision of the police to investigate this incidence is very laudable and encouraging. If found culpable, Seun should not walk away with this barbaric act.

But beyond Seun, Burna Boy and Portable, this event has also brought into limelight the need for the improvement of the welfare and working conditions of police officers nationwide to avoid this ugly situation whereby they become vulnerable victims of servitude, abuses and debasement. We have heard of stories of police officers who were treated as maids by the VIPs to whom they were attached, the recent one being that of the policewoman in Ilorin who was beaten and battered for allegedly refusing to run menial errands for her mistress. Situations in which police officers have to beg, crow and scout for money to pay the school fees of their children, money to take care of their health or even to buy uniform and the basic implements of their trade are totally unacceptable. Nigeria does not have up to one million police personnel so why is it so difficult to cater for the ones we have, who are daily sacrificing their lives to keep us safe?

The rise to stardom should not and cannot be the justification for unbridled brigandage and infantile gangsterism such as we saw in the video circulating of and concerning Seun. Or else it would then mean that those in the entertainment world should take urgent steps to enact such rules of engagement that will guarantee respect for other members of the society that they interact with on a daily basis. Fame cannot be the reason for assaulting a policeman and those employed to defend us cannot suddenly become victims of youthful aggression. If we condemned police brutality we must also dissociate ourselves from civilian rascality or blatant criminality. It is commendable that Seun has surrendered himself to the police as he promised. The nation eagerly awaits the outcome of the investigation of the police on this matter while commending the maturity of the policeman involved in this unfortunate incident.

Life without Christ is Crisis

Arc Mohammed Namadi Sambo GCON, fnia former Vice President of Nigeria is indeed a respectable and responsible statesman, he needs no one to blow his

trumpet as his personality, deeds and characters are sufficient testimony of his innate qualities. As one comes close to him you perceive the aura and ambience of an accomplished technocrat. As you even draw closer to him you find him unassuming, shy and accommodating. His magnetic appeal has some radioactive

elements that tend to magnify his personae. He is blessed and imbued with the radiance of a halo such that when viewed from an objective prism sparkles and

shines like the twinkle of stars making his environment look unique. He surrounds himself with young, pragmatic and energetic intellectuals whose value he truly appreciates. As an accomplished Architect he easily recognizes talents and taps from their wealth of knowledge and experience. His allergies are sycophants who rather than contribute meaningfully to intellectual discuss engage in praise singing, mudslinging, scaremongering and alarmism. He is philanthropic as he is charitable. His religiosity is never in doubt so is his passion for work. You can never fail to notice his cool, calm and collected demeanor.  He is detailed as well as meticulous in whatever challenge posed to him, you need no soothsayer to foretell you his acumen making you appreciate his dexterity in the face of daunting challenges and complex situations. If you are opportune to be within his immediate precincts you will appreciate his sense of humor. Succinctly put whenever you meet a perfect gentleman consider that he is in the mould of Arc Sambo.

His silence in the wave of heated conflict or challenges should not be mistaken for weakness or cowardice. The gentle strides of a leopard is not a symbol of cowardice. His initial foray into partisan politics was greeted with a mixed blessing. His first reaction was that of disapproval. Sen Musa Bello (MUBECO) himself a seasoned politician had overtime pressurized him to contest for the Governorship position of Kaduna State under the defunct Democratic Party of Nigeria (DPN) to the extent that Ibrahim Yaro Suleiman who was a critical stakeholder in the defunct party and was the foremost chairman of the people’s Democratic Party in Kaduna state was appointed as his campaign Director General.

Despite the insistence by his admirers and associates the gentleman in him refused to kowtow to the many persuasive vagaries as tempting as they were to coax him into a contest against his friend. While his friend defected to a rival party the United Nigerian Congress Party (UNCP) chaired by Alh Tijjani Ramalan he opted to remain steadfast and loyal to friendship and camaraderie by keeping his cool. Had he opted to contest and the election took place the coast seemed much clearer for him than his friend in person of Sen Ahmed Mohammed Makarfi CON. Makarfi’s defection to UNCP was not without its hiccups. It could be termed almost as an exercise in futility since the party had already adopted Dr Dalhatu Sarki Tafida as its gubernatorial candidate. Notwithstanding his alliance, agreement and the understanding he reached with Prof Ango Abdullahi assuring the Prof of his unalloyed loyalty and a promise to step down for the Prof should he at any point decide to want to contest. Had that election taken place it will have culminated into an explosive contest TJ a short aphorism for Tijjani Ramalan was a sobriquet his admirers and political associates fondly refer to him. He was ebullient, strong, resilient, emphatic and decisive. He had reviewed the delegate list of his party and had ensured that no delegate will betray the aspirations of Dr Dalhatu Sarki Tafida. Anyone suspected of doubtful allegiance or loyalty was substituted as a delegate without hesitation. At a point he was so confident that Dr Tafida will triumph that he declared that there was no vacancy for the position in the party.

Almost at the nick of time when all hands were on deck the transition program of Gen Abacha collapsed due to his demise. This heralded the emergence of a new 10 months political transition program of the Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar administration.

The People’s Democratic Party was formed sometime at the tail end of August 1998. Each state had a convener who was saddled with the responsibility to lead in selecting some prominent members in their respective states to form a fully , strong, virile, people oriented Democratic Party which shall stand the test of time.

Below is the list of the conveners in the 36 states of the federation and the federal capital territory.

1. Abia : Chief David Ikoro
2.  Adamawa: Alh Bamanga Tukur
3. Akwa Ibom: Obong Victor Atta
4. Anambra: Chief Edwin Umezuoke
5. Bauchi: Alh Bello Kirfi
6. Benue: Chief Dr Barnabas Gemade
7. Borno: Alh Baba Jide
8. Bayelsa : Prof Isoun Turner
9. Cross River : Sen L Imoke
10. 10.Delta : Dr Soho
11. Ebonyi: Chief Okeagbu Ogadah
12. Edo: Alh Abdulmalik Afegbua
13. Ekiti : Prof Tunde Adeniran
14. Enugu: Chief Jim Nwobodo
15. Gombe: Dr Suleiman Kumo
16. Imo: Chief Emeka Echeruo
17. Jigawa: Sule Lamido
18. Kaduna : Prof Ango Abdullahi
19. Kano: Alh Aminu Wali
20. Katsina: Dr Abubakar Danmusa
21. Kebbi: Nasiru Isa
22. Kogi: Maj Gen David Jemibewon
23. Kwara: Gbenga Nawekpo
24. Lagos : Chief Dapo Sarumi
25. Nasarawa: Abdullahi Adamu
26. Niger: Prof Jerry Gana
27. Ogun: Chief Titi Ajanaku
28. Ondo: Dr Olusegun Agagu
29. Osun: Alh Shuaibu Oyedokun
30. Alh R Haruna Eleri
31. Plateau: Chief Solomon Daushep Lar
32. Rivers: Alabo T. O Graham Douglas
33. Taraba : Abu Fari34.Sokoto: Muhammad Modi Yabo
34. Yobe: Alh Adamu Ciroma
35. Zamfara: Abdulkarim Yahaya
36. FCT: Sen Hassan Tanda.

In Kaduna State Prof Ango Abdullahi who was involved in the Presidential campaign of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo delegated his responsibility and on the 6th of September 1998 at the National Teachers institute conference center (NTI) a new party was borne .The interim management of the party headed by Ibrahim Yaro Suleiman was inaugurated together with an Administrative Secretary .

The events that followed afterwards were interesting as they were historic which will be relayed to readers in due course.

In 2006 as the democratic process took shape, aspirants wishing to Succeed Sen Makarfi threw their hats into the ring and the Governor kept his choice close to his chest. Although no one knew who his successor would be, however the rumour mill was awash with permutations. The pendulum tended to swing in favor of Arc Umar Balarabe Kubau who was the Governor’s ally and close confidant and a commissioner for works and housing in his administration. Unfortunately as fate will have it he died on his way from Kubau to Kaduna at Rigachikun. Sen Makarfi was thrown into a quagmire and dilemma as to who to choose to succeed him. All the aspirants in contest didn’t fit his profile of a successor as he was scared of them. They included Sen Isiaiah C Balat, Suleiman

Othman Hunkuyi, Lawal Samaila Abdullahi, Patrick I Yakowa, Garba Ali Madaki, Shuaibu Idris Mikati and Falalu Bello. He was determined to find his successor and his gaze and direction was lowered towards his accomplished friend with the needed pedigree, financial muscle and temperament to steer the ship of the State.

His first attempt was to send emissaries led by the erstwhile state PDP Chairman Yaro Makama Rigachikun to convince Arc MN Sambo to take up the gauntlet but he politely declined the offer. As all entreaties seemed impossible to achieve and unable to persuade his friend to accede to his request, he personally visited Sambo at his old residence located at Link Road Kabala Kaduna. They had a lengthy discussion where he consciously and practically begged him to come to his rescue against what he termed hawks who are hell bent on taking over the government and the party with the sole intent of humiliating him. After the marathon meeting Arc Sambo finally succumbed to the entreaty but under some stringent conditions one of which was the sharing of the financial burden between both parties to which an agreement was sealed. After throwing his hat into the ring all the promises were not only broken but flagrantly jettisoned.

He was left alone to navigate the murky waters and shoulder the responsibility alone. However,sensing the enormity of the challenges that lay ahead and afraid that Sambo could withdraw from the race at any point in time, he decided to offset Sambo’s company’s. Outstanding (Nalado Engineering and Construction Company) contractual obligation owed for the reconstruction of the famous Ranchers Bees stadium. This was a tactical ploy of evading contributory costs as agreed. Undaunted the aspirant continued till the last moment when he became the candidate.

After his emergence as the candidate Sen Makarfi approached him with a weird offer. He told him that should he ( Makarfi) win the Presidential nomination Arc Sambo will step down for a southern Kaduna Candidate since both of them cannot come from one particular region and constituency of the state . The reaction of Sambo was that of despair, disappointment and dejection. He felt that he was lured into a venture to be treated and used as a pawn in a chess game to be tossed around as a rag doll. When eventually Makarfi lost in the power play at the upper echelon he was left with no option than to proceed with the initial arrangement.

What is baffling is that since Sambo was sworn in as Governor there has been no love lost between him and his predecessor. It was on a regular basis one crisis after another. When the vacancy for the office of Vice President existed due to the demise of President Umaru Musa Yar’adua , Makarfi who was then a senator became interested in occupying the vacant position . He lobbied Chief Edwin Clark , the senate under Sen President David Mark and the House of Representatives. In fact the senators conducted a poll between him and late senator Kanti Bello who was only able to poll two votes. However while the

Senators were busy preparing grounds for one of their own to be the nominee the Governors forum was not left behind. What played out for Sambo was the various committees’ he had the privilege of having worked together with President Jonathan. The Presidential Task force on power and new PDP secretariat building committee. Sambo needed not to lobby anyone as Jonathan’s mind was made up on his choice as the Vice President. Mike Oghiadomhe who was the chief of staff to the President was reported to have mentioned that the body language of Jonathan all point to Sambo as the chosen one. This also was another point of contention. Why should Sambo be the Vice President. Perhaps the planned configuration and power equation of the state was been altered undermined and violated. Possibly in another episode I will dissect other germane issues arising from the  Vice Presidential position impasse.

As I was saying…again for oft times, apologies to the inimitable Allah-De now of blessed memory, a great many are still struggling within themselves over the concept of the Supreme Being, the Almighty Creator God. According to those who have occupied themselves flashing their radar to cover past millennia, they have come to the conclusion that unbelief, partial belief, and absence of clarity in the recognition of the Most High worsen from generation to generation.

As the pursuit of materialism intensifies, the narrower the horizon gets and the less the capacity becomes to recognise the high, the sublime, and the noble. The instrument for the pursuit of materialism is the frontal brain which is the seat of the intellect. The over-cultivation of the frontal brain at the expense of the hindbrain engenders imbalance and the adherents get themselves obsessed with only what is within space and time which the intellect cannot transcend. As nothing can go beyond its origin, the frontal brain harbouring the intellect, cannot go beyond the material, whereas the hindbrain is ordained the spiritually receptive part of the brain linked with the spirit which in turn is linked with the Spiritual Kingdom from whence it comes and from where it can receive guidance and virtues.

With heavy deposits of dross overlaying the spirit, transmission from intuitive perception through our solar plexus is correspondingly hampered. It is such that dreams are not helpful any longer. The true picture that is being sent forth is distorted by the radiations of the frontal brain, the cerebrum, which gathers its materials from around it, summits, conferences, and other forms of opinions around it. The message being transmitted from the cerebellum suffers from what may be likened to an exposed film. Such is it that today there are tons of papers presented at conferences that lead mankind to nowhere. Any wonder, it was foreseen by Prophet Isaiah (720 B.C.) ages ago and it is said that in these times, the Age of the Holy Spirit, “Take counsel together, and it shall come to nought; speak the word, and it shall not stand; for God is with us” (Isaiah 8, 10). That is the time of Imanuel as Isaiah interprets the meaning of ”God is with us.” We are told, “It is the great time of perplexity in which one conference follows another, when distrust is everywhere, unrest and uneasiness, when hopeless confusion spreads ever more.” Isaiah went further: “The earth shall reel to and fro like a drunkard, and shall be removed like a cottage; and the transgression thereof shall be heavy upon it; and it shall fall, and not rise again.” (Isaiah 24: 20).

Because of the disastrous decline and the hindering of the hindbrain to make mankind truly living, philosophers rush to fill the vacuum. In response to the demand for proof of the existence of God, the Greek philosophers and theologians talk about Prime Mover proof; that there is a force that must have kick-started the planetary motion. This found resonance in renowned physicist Isaac Newton’s sensing–who said that force outside our universe must have been responsible to give impulse to the rotation of planets in orbits. Philosopher and Theologian Anselm of Canterbury (1033-1109 argued that God is a being nothing greater than Whom can be conceived.” There is the postulation of the Cosmological proof Of God which states in response to “What caused God?” that “God does not need a cause! He is a necessary being whose cause must be sought in himself.” There are other postulations referred to as Teleological proof of God and the Moral proof of the Most High. The latter proof is that self-evident moral consciousness which flows from human conscience provides proof that a higher power and authority must have implanted moral consciousness in man from the cradle. Arguments, arguments, and theories, the province in which the intellect finds fulfillment and triumphal joy! Despite the narrowing in discernment and decline generally, practically all men feel something deep within when unexpected fortune suddenly falls on our laps or during deep sorrow. These are occasions that the inner being, the spirit that we are, is momentarily cleared of sediments overlaying it. When we dream, where do we think we are, and what causes it?

As I tried to invite us into contemplation last week following the enquiry posted to this column, there is God, only one God. He is Life and Power. Being Life, there was never a time He was not Life. The Divine Realm is an automatic consequence of His Being, the Radiations of His Being. Thus, like Him, the Divine Realm has no beginning and no end; it is eternal. Before Creation, God’s Radiations did not go beyond the boundary of the Divine Realm. The Divine Realm, as I had had cause to state in this column is separated from the Throne of the Most High by an ocean of flames that has no possibility of cooling down. Only His Two Sons, the Lord Jesus Christ, Love, and the Holy Spirit, His Will and Justice could cross the flaming ocean because the radiations that gave rise to it they carry as their essence, being Parts of the Father.

Creation came into existence when God the Father severed a Part of Himself and the Part was anchored at the boundary of the Divine Realm to give light and drive motion into the void. The severed Part arising out of His Will, from the Holy Word, “Let there be Light, and there is Light,” formed Itself into four equal-arms Cross with Holy Spirit as Power in the Centre. Radiations from Him, from His Countenance, shot out from there to give light and life to the void. Each of the Arms represents Truth, Purity, Love, and Justice. The Cross radiated powerfully behind Jesus when He was on earth and the Dove, Power above His Head. Gifted persons were permitted to behold these sublime Signs as pointers to His Origin and Identity so that those gifted could bear witness openly.

God, therefore, created through and in the Holy Spirit. The first set of Creatures to emerge were the Primordial Beings who were created in the Image of God by which is meant the attributes of God, such as His perfection; the intensity and clarity of their consciousness; inconceivably powerful, great in size and beauty, who serve without first considering—in absolute loyalty. They are the spiritual ideals and prototypes for all that has come into being and for development. Below their plane is that of the Created Beings who could not come into being because of the tremendous pressure in Primordial Creation.

In the annex to the Divine Realm at the summit of Creation, the Holy Spirit has His Abode as Son of Man, from God to Man to keep and maintain the Creations as eternal Mediator governing all the Creations and the Lord Jesus Christ ruling in the Divine Realm, personal in Activity even after reuniting with His Father. The Holy Spirit is equally personal in His Activity, yet Part of the Father. Creation evolution lasted 15 billion years, a long process of evolution as science has discovered, 20 million out of which the earth needed to cool down to a temperature that permits life to develop, with man as the last and the most sovereign.

In the enlightenment available today on earth, we learn that teachers were sent at different epochs to guide men. At a time, humble and obedient human beings behaved, and scintillating melodies rose from the earth in grateful thanks to the Throne of Grace for the beauty of life and of their world. This did not last long before acrimony and dissent ensued. Men would no longer listen to their Intuition and the gulf began to arise between earthmen and Spiritual Guides. It became wider with each generation as men began to immerse themselves in material pursuits and struggle for power and influence, conceding suzerainty to the intellect in place of the spirit, they could no longer understand the Language of their Lord and Creator. In the ordinance of the Creator, the intellect is to be guided by the spirit because the former is its tool. It is to act as the handmaiden of the living spirit, as its servant. It is also to transmit the strong upward urge for what is sublime, pure, and perfect received from the spirit.

Teachers and prophets began to emerge sent by the Almighty. These were Elijah, (830 B.C.); Isaiah, (720 B. C.); (630 B.C.); Lao-Tse (600 B.C.) in China; same period as Zoroaster, that is, (600 B. C.) as well, in Persia now called Iran; and Buddha (550 B.C.) in India; and Moses who received the Ten Commandments, (1200). All were sent by God Almighty. Men did not hearken to their teachings and admonitions. When men were recalcitrant and the harmony on earth was being disrupted, devastation was setting in despite the unceasing help from Above, the Almighty sent the Lord Jesus. The penetrative power of the prophets could no longer suffice because the fundamental thoughts underpinning the spread of the knowledge of the Most High and religious movements being used as the vehicles had been caught by the bug of material pursuits sometimes disguised as the truth. With the Holy Spirit, (Justice), God the Father and Jesus the Son, (Love) form the Holy Trinity. The self-acting and inflexible Laws of Nature, of Creation are the activities of the Holy Spirit dispensing reward and punishment in reciprocal actions. Retribution falls unfailingly on the originator forming his fate and of every human being depending on the seed each has scattered.

The Material Creation is the school for the human spirits to learn the Will of the Most High, the manifestation of Which is in the Laws of Nature, heed it, mature, cultivate refinement, and ennoble the spirit all of which leads to self-consciousness, the only passport to the Kingdom of Heaven, Paradise. With the discernment brought about by the increasing maturity of the spirit, the question of Who is God will no longer arise.

Lagos-Ibadan expressway
With the rains with us, and promising to be more frequent and heavier, we do not need to look into the crystal ball to predict that we are in for really a prolonged time of agony, pains, and failed appointments. April 30, the promised day of delivery has come and gone without relief. When last year this column first intervened in the predicament of the commuters on the all-important road, I wondered whether Julius Berger can behave the way it has done on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway in Germany and not get sacked and bombarded by a barrage of suits against it and against the government by citizens and corporations. Why is it impossible to work on the road under floodlights as it is done in saner climes? I did raise the question last year. The extra costs it would have required we can say have gone with the health impairment and missed appointments in hospitals or business meetings caused by the road reconstruction! These cannot be compensated for by the contractor company and the government.

The thought of traveling on the road is nightmarish on its own. You cannot plan your journey. You can’t use Lagos-Ikorodu bursting out at Iperu to link with the expressway nor can you use Lagos-Sango Otta-Abeokuta Road! What do you do, you resign yourself to fate. Government officials hardly use the road, so they are alienated from our harrowing daily experiences. The Lagos-Ibadan Expressway is the busiest in Africa with more than 250, 000 vehicles plying it daily. People living in places abutting the road spend not less than five to six hours every day going out or coming in. Some leave home at 5.30 am and reach their offices at 1.15 pm. Someone told me that going to Ibadan took him 6 hours, and 7 hours on his way back to Lagos. And the government does not see it as work that has become an emergency!! When will Nigerians heave a sigh of relief on the road?

My mailbox has been inundated with letters of complaints largely by residents of the area some of which I will run next week, joining Channels Television that has commendably spotlighted the unspeakable experiences of our people who have no choice but to use the road.

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The Guardian

Two presidents in the last 24 years provide interesting examples of how to relate with the National Assembly. And between the two, the President-elect, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, can decide how to model his relationship with the 10th National Assembly.

The first example is President Olusegun Obasanjo. He was not only head of the executive branch, he was leader of his party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), and the de facto head of its Board of Trustees. But it didn’t end there. Obasanjo was also, in a manner of speaking, head of the legislature. 

That may sound like a misnomer in a presidential system of government. But that misnomer was the norm. Among his lesser misdemeanours, Obasanjo orchestrated the removal of three Senate presidents in four years and used five in his eight-year tenure. 

In the famous case of the rather fiercely independent Chuba Okadigbo in 2000, for example, the former president executed his removal, in typical Tom-and-Jerry fashion, by literally swallowing Okadigbo whole the day after he ate a meal of pounded yam at the opening of the new Abuja home of the former Senate president.

Whether it was the Senate or the House of Representatives, Obasanjo kept real or potential adversaries on a leash by lining their path with banana peels, the euphemism for a web of corrupt enticements which they often overcame by yielding to.

A decade and a half after he left office as president, the hallways of the National Assembly still echo with the voices of Obasanjo’s fallen political adversaries. A number of them retaliated by pocketing bribes and still denying the former president his third term ambition.

The second example, President Muhammadu Buhari, is on the other extreme of Executive-Legislature relationship. As soon as he assumed office, Buhari barricaded himself in the Villa. He assured those who had worked for his electoral success that he was for everyone and for no one, leaving them feeling duped.

The consequence of his curious ambivalence was a National Assembly where the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) got in bed with the defeated PDP and became both the ruling party and the opposition party at the same time. 

The question of which option worked better is hardly meaningful without considering the context of each dispensation. The dominant party in the Obasanjo years was the PDP, which controlled 21 states in the first four years, with 59 of 109 seats in the Senate and 206 of 360 in the House of Representatives, closely followed by the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) and the Alliance for Democracy (AD).

Also, after decades of military rule, the system was still evolving and largely in its experimental phase. Politicians were relatively new and inexperienced. There was no liaison between the executive and legislative arms. Obasanjo, a former military head of state with a pretty long list of enemies after his imprisonment, could not resist the temptation of behaving like a petty village headmaster. 

A desire to avenge and vindicate himself believing that it was his patriotic duty to do so, made him wield powers for which he would be bitterly criticised as lacking in democratic temperament. 

But Obasanjo being Obasanjo, he did not mind imitating a low-grade version of Otto von Bismarck’s philosophy, that the business of Nigeria’s redemption at the time – restructuring, corruption and a pariah economy – required bloody noses and a hand of iron.

By the time Buhari was elected eight years later, the landscape had changed somewhat. Yet, Buhari’s hands-off approach was dictated just as much by the relatively mature political landscape as by his complicatedly insular, almost abdicatory political style.  

Tinubu is a different matter altogether. A former senator and state governor, he would be the only president in four since 1999 that combines legislative and executive experiences. His deputy, Kashim Shettima, also has the same credentials, as does party chairman Abdullahi Adamu. 

On paper, therefore, a decision about how to define the incoming government’s relationship with the legislature shouldn’t be too difficult. But as we have seen in the last few weeks, it is easier said than done. 

The conflicting statements between Shettima on the one hand, and Governor Rotimi Akeredolu of Ondo, along with Adamu and the rank-and-file on the other, show that the ruling party is split right down the middle on how to fill the positions of presiding officers.

The highly fragmented composition of the legislature which does not give the ruling party a comfortable majority, feeding off the bitterly contested elections, has put Tinubu in a tight spot. But an even bigger headache for him is that the problem is being fomented from close quarters inside his own party.

Both arms of the National Assembly – the Senate and House of Representatives – are engulfed in the leadership crisis, but the lower house is in the eye of the storm. The real battle is not only being fought here, it’s here, also, that the trade-offs could be made.

Tinubu confidant and outgoing Speaker, Femi Gbajabiamila, does not want his deputy, Idris Wase, to succeed him. On the other side is another Tinubu confidant and three-time Rep, Abiodun James Faleke, who is not only pro-Wase but also locked in a battle with Gbajabiamila to become chief of staff.

The pro-Wase group, which also includes Akeredolu, argue that it is unfair and unjust to give nothing to the North Central, which accounted for the third largest block vote, while handing the North-West two presiding posts in the National Assembly.

If the current arrangement stands – and it’s improbable – then it would be the first time in 24 years when one zone would have two presiding officers. Aminu Waziri Tambuwal defied his party to emerge Speaker in 2011, upsetting the PDP’s zoning arrangement.

In the wider zoning of party offices, the same tardiness dogged the APC with the current Speaker, and the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, coming from the same zone. Yet, neither VP Namadi Sambo (who is from the same zone with Tambuwal) nor Osinbajo (from the same zone as Gbajabiamila) was a presiding officer of the National Assembly.

It’s a danger that a party which has barely recovered from the Muslim-Muslim ticket controversy can barely afford: the prospects of two presiding officers from the same zone sitting over a joint session of the National Assembly.

But who will bell the cat? Party chairman Adamu is in a weak position, further weakened by his love of his own position. His cautious response that his party didn’t consult widely enough before the NWC’s announcement was a token of self-preservation. He spoke through zipped lips.

The truth, which he lacked the courage to say, regardless of the fact that he is also from the North Central, was that the lopsidedness was ill-advised and ought to be reviewed. Saying it as it is might have once again brought him in the firing line of North-West hawks in his party who want him removed. But after a successful election, what else does he have to lose?

The North West which played a significant role in the emergence of a Southern presidential candidate in the APC because it was the fair and right thing to do, cannot hold the same party at gunpoint for a reward that is both unfair and wrong. 

It doesn’t make sense and certainly can’t be on the basis that it gave the president-elect the highest vote, when the region has remained the country’s largest vote bank in the last six major electoral cycles, irrespective of who was elected president. With seven states, unlike other zones with an average of six states each, the North West enjoys numerical advantage. 

It does seem like after overcoming multiple and multi-faceted ambushes to emerge president-elect, the trap by members of Tinubu’s inner circle – often the most problematic – may yet again require careful and considered attention. As it was with Obasanjo and Buhari, how he handles this moment could significantly define his years in office.

Since he became governor in circumstances that remain fuzzy over seven years ago, Yahaya Bello, the governor of Kogi state, has left no one in doubt about his totalitarian grip on the north-central state. He is the be-all-and-end-all of the potentially rich, but pathetically indigent and decrepit state, whose style reminds of that of the infamous King Louis XIV in French history. Louis XIV it was who boastfully declared in 1655: “L’Etat, c’est moi,” meaning “I am the state; the state, that is me”. That phrase denotes absolute monarchy and absolutism, the type Yahaya Bello has typified in his tour of duty as default governor of Kogi state. Default, yes because of the uncanny ingenuity with which he inherited the votes and mandate of the actual contestant for the governorship who was coasting home but died mysteriously before being adjudged winner.

And since his inauguration in January 2016, Bello’s administrative style has been unequalled both in the political history of Kogi state, and unparalleled elsewhere since the dawn of the Fourth Republic. For a state which is primarily sustained by the civil service and teaching employees, life has never been as dreary, rough, tortuous, and despairing. Bello’s government entered the Guinness Book of Records within one year of his ascendancy as one which paid hapless civil servants incomprehensible percentage salaries! Senior bureaucrats receive bank notifications on their handheld devices informing them that N18,500 has been credited to their accounts as their take-home salaries for a month!! It’s been that horrendous under Bello. Please put a call through to Kogi state and kindly take the statistics of automobiles hitherto owned by civil servants, now dust-caked furniture at the front approaches of many homes in the state capital and other communities.

If the situation is this bad for public servants in the employment of the state government, the plight of local government employees is best imagined. The Joint Account Allocation Committee, (JAAC), which polls resources from the Federation Accounts Allocations Committee, (FAAC), cannibalises the funds at the level of the state governments and reverts measly tokens to the local government areas, (LGAs). Chairmen at that level simply pocket their own bits, the ubiquitous “security votes” and exhort their employees to “go back to land” and farm. Same way hopelessness, desperation, and depression pervade the state level, gloom, doom, and despair parade the alleys and bush paths of our localities.

The voices of the people have been so stifled under the Nebuchadnezzar-style governance in Kogi state, that people only discuss their conditions in muffled tones. Suicide cases were on the upsurge at some point in time, when individuals who had built their lives on their careers in public service, suddenly found themselves naked and exposed in literal terms. The inability to foot basic obligations like medical expenses, maternity bills, house rents, payment of school fees, and examinations bills for their children and wards, have unwittingly humiliated many parents under Yahaya Bello’s grimace. Juxtaposed with the regimes of all of Bello’s predecessors: Abubakar Audu, Ibrahim Idris and Idris Wada, Kogi state has never had it so bad.

On the flip side, Bello, his family, and associates are savouring safari rides of a lifetime. Rashidat Bello, said to be the governor’s senior wife, was captured on camera last year, gifting her personal aides cash. Each of her officials, security, protocol, domestic, and so on, received cash gifts of one million naira each. A news story noted that Mrs Bello’s bazaar was a follow-up to an earlier exercise where she presented automobiles to her officials for hard work and loyalty. All of these are happening in a state where not too many people are sure of one meal a day. In February this year, the same Rashidat Bello flaunted a Mercedes-Maybach S-Class Luxury Sedan 2022 edition, said to be valued at N200 million. Bello by the way, is polygamous with other wives. It is either they are genuinely conservative, or information about their closets is not as yet in the open.

Amidst all of these, Yahaya Bello’s proxies were last December, arraigned for fraud to the tune of N10 billion. Bello’s nephew, Ali Bello, and one Dauda Sulaiman were arraigned before Justice James Kolawole Omotoso of the Federal High Court, Maitama, Abuja, on a 10-count charge of misappropriation and money laundering. It is very strongly believed that the money in question belongs to Kogi state, especially because a third suspect in the saga, Abdulsalami Hudu, hitherto a cashier in Government House, Lokoja, is on the run. Very conspicuously, Ali Bello and Rashidat Bello also feature in yet another N3 billion matter being prosecuted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC).

Mrs Bello, named as an accomplice in the heist, was said to be on the run, while Ali Bello, Abba Adauda, Yakubu Siyaka Adabenege, and Iyada Sadat were docked before Justice Obiora Egwuatu of the Federal High Court in Abuja, also for money laundering and misappropriation. The December 2022 and February 2023 episodes seemingly had the imprimatur of Yahaya Bello, given the involvement of his wife and nephew. Following a similar pattern, the funds so misappropriated were purportedly being converted into foreign currency in various bureau de change in Abuja. Such has been the lot of resources legitimately belonging to Kogi state, whose people thirst and hunger while their entitlements are being tossed about like Russian roulette.

Yahaya Bello recently accentuated his proprietorship in Kogi state, in the run-up to the November 2023 gubernatorial election. Singlehandedly, he picked the candidate for his party, the All Progressives Congress, (APC), Ahmed Usman Ododo, the little-known auditor-general for local governments in the state. Ododo is reputed as the “executioner-in-chief” in the impoverishment of local government workers many of whom lost their jobs and livelihoods in a mean-spirited and scurrilous “staff verification exercise” conducted in the early years of the Bello government. Ahead of the gubernatorial primary, Bello paid for the nomination forms of every aspirant to the office who served in his administration at state expense. This was to create a facade of providing a level playing field for all contenders before pulling out his joker. It is bad enough that Bello has demonstrated insensitivity to the loud clamour for the rotation of the governorship. It is the height of nepotism in the multicultural, multilingual “confluence” state that he has just put forward his first cousin for the top job in the state. Besides being a political neophyte and paperweight, Ododo’s naivety and provinciality sparkle from his visage.

Since the inception of the state in 1991, its politics has been dominated by the preponderantly Igala-speaking Kogi-eastern part of the state. The zone produced three governors in succession and logged over 18 years at the helm. Bello’s Ebira kinsmen in the Kogi-central zone had been joined in advocacy for power rotation with the Okun Yoruba-speaking Western zone, for power shift. Bello’s fortuitous ascent it was assumed, had opened a window to the reordering of the existing power imbalance in the state. But Bello thinks otherwise. His politics is that of “winner takes all”. To this effect, Bello is saying that the Ebiras aspire to retain power in 2024, possibly all the way to 2032!

It would seem that Bello has always had a nepotistic streak, by the way. With the benefit of hindsight, the “choicest” appointments in his government are not just from Kogi Central, they are from his home local government area, Okene. This has been so skewed as to “empower” his own kinsfolk even within the framework of the sociopolitical dynamics of his senatorial zone. His Chief of Staff; Commissioners for Works and Housing; Justice; Rural Development; Accountant-General; Chairman, State Pensions Board; Senator representing Kogi Central, are all from Okene. Yet, Kogi Central has three other Ebira-speaking LGAs, as well as the non-Ebira Ogori-Magongo area, making a total of five local governments in the senatorial zone.

Emboldened by the same faith Bola Tinubu/Kashim Shettima presidential ticket, Bello has prescribed a similar template. Ododo will be running with Sulaiman Abubakar from Kogi-east. This is in spite of the dominant Christian population in the seven local governments in Kogi-west, and the nine in Kogi-east. Every preceding democratic ticket, beginning with Abubakar Audu’s, Third Republic ticket in 1992, has always respected the religious plurality of the state. Audu ran with Samuel Akande from Kogi West in 1992, and thereafter with Patrick Adaba from Kogi Central in 1999. Idris paired with Philip Salawu in 2003 and 2007, while Wada ran with Yomi Awoniyi in 2012.

At a time when Yahaya Bello had the opportunity to stand up to be counted as truly professing new thinking consistent with the duplicitous “new direction” slogan his administration professes, he has failed this preliminary test. The November 2023 polls would have been his greatest opportunity to demonstrate his unequivocal subscription to political equity, fairness, and justice. Indeed, if he were a student of history in the faintest sense, he would have recalled that his “grandfather” figuratively, Adamu Atta who hailed from his very homestead in Okene, was democratically elected governor in the old Kwara state, during the Second Republic. This was at a time when the Ebiras were a minority in the political calculus of the erstwhile state. Kwara state at the time was overwhelmingly dominated by Yoruba-speaking ethnicities, but in the spirit of political sensitivity and accommodation, the electorate rallied behind Adamu Atta. Atta was in office from October 1979 and October 1983. Conversely, both in the old Kwara and present-day Kogi states, the Okun-Yoruba have never substantively made it to the seat of chief executive.

Happily, democratic pluralism has offered alternative platforms to political enthusiasts to pursue their aspirations. It is noteworthy that three Okun sons are in the fray for the coming gubernatorial debacle. Little-known Olayinka Braimoh; Leke Abejide who has just won reelection into the House of Representatives and Dino Melaye, who previously traversed the lower and upper parliaments variously, are in the contest. They are representing the Action Alliance, (AA); African Democratic Congress, (ADC), and the Peoples’ Democratic Party, (PDP), respectively. Each of the parties comes with peculiar attributes in terms of age, structural spread, and voters’ perception, among other attributes. Relatively new parties have been known to spring surprises like the Labour Party, (LP) and the Young Peoples’ Party, (YPP) in our recent political experience. Despite having previously sat in the driver’s seat for nearly two decades, Kogi-east is not letting up about the governorship either. At least half a dozen candidates from the zone, are flying the flags of various political parties at the off-season November poll.

This indeed may be a very good opportunity for Okunland to upstage Yahaya Bello and by so doing, put him where he rightly belongs. Remember the old adage that “he who the gods want to destroy, they first make mad?” Bello’s rule book of menacing intimidation, crude coercion, and gun violence, cannot subsist and succeed for all time. Even among his kinsmen, Yahaya Bello’s impunity vis-a-vis his sole imposition of Ododo does not sit well. His preference has bred quiet discontent amongst many of his former loyalists who are all playing the folkloric lizard. The belly of the reptile cannot be fathomed because of the peculiar manner of its posturing. Some of these malcontents are waiting to exact their pound of flesh at the appropriate time. Rigorous thinking, meticulous planning, deft strategising, consensus building, and efficient execution can yet bring down the pseudo-monarch from his horseback of straw.

Olusunle, PhD, poet, journalist, scholar, and author is a member of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE)

Fela Kuti’s 1976 album, Ikoyi Blindness, featured a track documenting an encounter within Nigerian social context where violence is trite. The song, Gba mi leti ki n dolowo (slap me make I get money), is an encounter between an “Oga,” the quintessential big man who personifies the impunity of power, and an unnamed person who represents the disempowered masses. In the song, Oga reaches out to slap the Unnamed’s face. Rather than quake before Oga’s almighty power, Unnamed stands up to him. He taunts Oga to hit him saying the “systems of government in Africa” would arise on his behalf and he would ultimately become rich. Oga, stumped by the unusual rebuff, freezes in mid-action.

Fela being the activist that he was, of course, spoke from the angle of the disempowered Nigerian. Yet, the exchange he described gave enough insight into the predicament of Oga petrified by the defiance of the Unnamed. For Oga who must have been used to dehumanising the poor with such gratuitous violence, this unexpected boldness denies him the assertion of his status of power he sought through the slap. Pulling back from landing that slap would diminish his might as an Oga who can do and undo. Yet, going ahead would be imprudent if the enactment of that violence on Unnamed truly has the potential to change his fortunes. Oga’s hand suspended in mid-air as he is forced to listen to Unnamed’s taunt of “gba mi leti ki n dolowo” captures an intriguing moment of power reconfiguration. What happens if the violence the powerful enacts on the powerless is miscalculated and does not dehumanise? What if it instead elevates the Unnamed to be social equals with the powerful?

If you have followed the news on Seun Kuti’s ongoing travails for assaulting a policeman, you would have understood why I am using his father’s wisdom to divine the oracle. Who could have imagined that nearly 50 years after Ikoyi Blindness, the “Oga” in the tale would be Fela’s own son while the voice of the powerless lustily challenging the powerful power abuser would be the Police—an institution that has relentlessly abused Nigerians? It is a strange inversion, but here we are, parsing the layers of irony woven into the unfortunate encounter of Seun and an unnamed policeman.

By now, virtually everyone who has seen the video of Seun accosting an officer, unaware he was being recorded. There might have been a legitimate provocation somewhere, but the recording only showed Seun confronting the police officer and eventually slapping his face very hard before being restrained by passersby. The slapped officer—wisely, or maybe out of sheer intimidation—never fought him back. The first time I saw that video I wondered what kind of èèdì spell they cast on Seun. In a world where anyone can use their mobile phone to capture other people’s most mundane expressions without sparing a thought for their privacy, why get into a public fight? There is no winning for the person who wears the known face in such a dirty exchange. So far, nobody knows the name of the officer; his photo or any identifying details have not even been shared. It is Seun, the famous face in that encounter, that has now become a reference point for assault on the police.

That slap was ugly, even for a society like Nigeria where virtually everyone is prone to casual violence in everyday life. Whatever that officer did, whatever trauma a uniformed police officer represented to Seun, the man was—and will always be—a living breathing human deserving of dignity. There is no justification for assaulting him. Fela’s Gba mi leti ki n dolowo wisely intoned a lesson for the powerful. When you are higher on the social elevation, restraining yourself from engagement with those on the lower rungs of the social ladder is not cowardice. No, you preserve yourself because you do not want your virtue to be so cheaply transferred from your body to a moral or social unequal.

Like “Oga” found out, engaging the one you thought was powerless and could be driven over can end up with you being sapped of your worth. In that moment when Oga’s hand was suspended mid-action, debating whether to slap or not, he was diminished either way. The person he proposed to slap to assert your “Oga-ism” has become richer for the experience. They might not get cash out of it, but they could get morally richer because Oga let down his social worth to get into roforofo with them.

Seun must have imagined that since many police officers are routinely abused by the very system that employed them, by the coterie of Nigerian big men that use them like slaves, they can be treated like animals. Well, given his present tribulations, he sure thought wrong. They will fight for their own, not because they believe in justice or are trying to assert the dignity of their officer—whom the police institution dehumanises in other ways—but because they have been handed a golden chance to extract value from the encounter at the expense of Seun (and other civilians).

You only need to consider how the Ogas at the Police headquarters have been spitting into the air and using their own faces to collect it to know that they have become richer at Seun’s expense. A whole Inspector General of the Police had to order his arrest! A case of assault that should be treated at the local police precinct has now become an opportunity for the police headquarters to extract some moral coins from Seun. Even the Police Service Commission waded into the matter as if such violence is not routine in Nigeria. Delta Police PRO Edafe Bright even swore Seun would “regret his actions.”

The way they are going about his prosecution makes you wonder when they became so efficient at addressing an assault. Even though Seun turned himself in at the police station, they still had to handcuff him and parade him to the public. Then they asked the court for a remand order to detain him for 21 days claiming that the assaulted policeman was in a coma at an undisclosed hospital. For the prosecutor to spin such cheap and unimaginative yarn, you know that this case has become an opportunity to make money from a slap. As if all that was not bad enough, they raided Seun’s house and seized his wife’s phone!

Make no mistake, the assaulted officer is the least of their concerns. They do not abhor violence against their officers; they just want to be the ones to do it. If the Police institution truly cared about its officers, they would have the least proven it by improving their material conditions. Seun handed them his derrière on a silver platter, unfortunately. He not only slapped an officer but had also previously made a video where he boasted that he had slapped police officers many times before because he was Fela’s son. That is a slight the police will not take lightly. With his own mouth, he nailed himself to their cross.

The top officers might not even bother with him, but you see the lowly ones who regularly endure ridicule in the hands of the Ogas they are regularly deployed to serve? They will humble him. His humiliation will validate their self-worth. They will not stop there. In the future, they will still use him to deflect accusations of police brutality. Slapping a police officer in Nigeria is a fantastic example of overreaching yourself and making your victim richer at your expense. Seun is a very good musician who plays his father’s music very well. Honestly, he should have listened to the songs too.

In a letter dated 17^th October 2019, former Zamfara State Governor, Abdulaziz Yari, stated that his N10 million monthly upkeep allowance had only been paid twice since he left office five months earlier. Yari, who is now seeking to become senate president, wrote to his successor, Bello Matawalle, from the ‘Office of the Former Governor’. The letter said: “I wish to humbly draw your attention to the provision of the law on the above subject matter which was amended and assented to on the 23rd of March 2019. The law provides, among other entitlements of the Former Governor, a monthly upkeep allowance of Ten Million Naira (N10,000,000) only and a pension equivalent to the salary he was receiving while in office”.  

Although Matawalle (whose media minders must have leaked the letter which trended on social media at the time) created the impression that he would be different, the past four years have shown that in terms of profligacy, and misplaced priorities, he is probably worse than his predecessor. It is therefore just as well that Zamfara people voted to deny him a second term. But Matawalle is not the issue here. Considering the euphoria that has greeted Hilda Baci’s (yet-to-be-certified) new record for the longest period in a kitchen (cooking non-stop for 100 hours), there is an embedded message that we should not ignore. I picked it from a line in Reuben Abati’s column on Tuesday. He wrote: “Nigerian leaders can learn from Ms Baci how to cook (for) a nation and achieve results. Our leaders know how to eat, but they do not know how to cook.”  

That sums up the tragedy of Nigeria because everybody can eat while it takes effort to cook. On Monday, PUNCH published a story that no fewer than 18 outgoing state governors will retire into lives of luxury with generous pension benefits despite leaving unpaid workers’ salaries and debt obligations totalling N3.06 trillion in their states. “According to data from the Debt Management Office, the debt figure of these states included N2.27tn domestic loans and $1.71bn foreign borrowing”. Yet, the perks to be enjoyed by these outgoing governors (who were listed) “include one duplex in any city of their choice within Nigeria, one sport utility vehicle and a backup car replaceable every two years, an office with four aides, two security personnel and monthly salaries, among others. Each of the four domestic workers will earn N100,000 monthly.”  

In many of the states, the most enduring legacy is a law that compels the people to serve former governors for the rest of their lives. In 2014, the Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly passed an executive bill which guaranteed then Governor Godswill Akpabio (now also seeking to be senate president after stints as minister) as much as N200 million annually for life. The law, which only ‘upgraded’ the earlier version signed by Akpabio’s predecessor, Obong Victor Atta, also provides for a former governor and his spouse a sum not exceeding N5 million per month to employ domestic staff and free medical services at a sum not exceeding N100 million per annum as well as a befitting accommodation not below a 5-bedroom maisonette in either Abuja or Akwa Ibom.   

In Lagos State, where the whole madness started in 2007 when Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (now our president-elect) was leaving office, the House of Assembly in 2016 initiated an amendment to the pension law to accommodate both their speaker and deputy. The bill sought for the speaker and his deputy (after office) a residential house at any location of their choice in Lagos State; jumbo furniture allowance – payable every five years; vehicles, including a pilot car; 10 per cent of their annual basic salary as car maintenance allowance and another 10 per cent as entertainment allowance. The speaker and his deputy, according to the bill, were also entitled to domestic staff including cooks, stewards, gardeners, drivers etc. (who themselves would be pensionable) and free medical treatment abroad for themselves and members of their family as well as police orderlies–all for life! In the wake of the dollar-for-babariga-pockets scandal in 2019, Governor Abdullahi Ganduje quickly signed the law by the Kano State House of Assembly which included their speaker and deputy in the jumbo pension-for-life scheme.  

Unfortunately, this debauchery is not restricted to the political arena. The underpinning philosophy of government in Nigeria has always been about ‘sharing the national cake’ so in practically all spheres there is more emphasis on reward than productivity and service. In January 2013, the Adamu Fika-led Presidential Committee on the review of the reform processes in the nation’s public service submitted its report to President Goodluck Jonathan. “The Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) fixed and allowed the gross amount for salaries and allowances to rise to N1.126 trillion. Of this, salaries took a mere N94.56 billion, while allowances gulped the whole N1.031.65 trillion,” according to the report. “It is certainly not morally defensible from the perspective of social justice or any known moral criterion that such a huge sum of public funds is consumed by an infinitesimal fraction of the people.”  

That summation tells a compelling story about our public service which, as the administrative machinery of government, is responsible for implementing policies. But as I said, this is a problem that has always been with us. Sir Richard Burton, an eccentric 19^th century British explorer who acted as Consul to the Bights of Benin and Biafra in 1860 sums up the disposition of the average West African (which can be the average Nigerian) to public service thus: “His beau ideal of life is to do nothing for six days and rest on the seventh”. That perhaps explains why at a time the world is tending towards smaller and more efficient government, what we have in our country today is a behemoth that largely serves its own interest. That point was also underscored in the 2012 report of the committee headed by former Head of Service, Mr Steve Oronsaye. According to the report, one common feature of virtually all the parastatals is the prevalence of high personnel cost as “many of them receive more budgetary allocations for personnel than they require because that component of their budget is usually inflated”.     

Nowhere is the disregard for accountability more evident than in the implementation of the Monetization Policy. No new official vehicle was to be purchased by any ministry or federal government agency under this policy, except with the express approval of the President. 20 years after the policy was introduced, expensive bullet-proof vehicles are still being purchased and rent paid for accommodation of fat cats. On travels, according to the Oronsaye report, “whereas the regulation stipulates the Business Class Ticket for top officials of government, many senior officials have been known to fly First Class in defiance of the regulation”. This lawlessness is even extended to the families of ministers and heads of parastatals, many of whom now travel only by private jets within the country.  

On Monday, the Senate directed the Director General of the Security and Exchange Commission (SEC) to return N594 million illegal vehicle allowances to the Consolidated Revenue Fund of the Federal Government. The resolution followed the adoption of the recommendation of the Public Accounts Committee on the 2018 report of the Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation (AuGF) which indicted the agency. In a nation where the underpinning philosophy of government is that of sharing (and eating) the national cake that nobody cares to ‘bake’, an absence of accountability is what you find in many of our institutions. It is also a general problem that we must deal with. In a period of 16 years between 2005 and 2021, Nigeria spent N13trn on fuel subsidies, according to the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Boss Mustapha. And we have spent more than half of that amount in the past 17 months! Only a nation that places more premium on consumption than productivity would do that. 

Two months ago, BusinessDay reported that Nigeria’s champagne import volumes increased by 15.3 percent, from 559,088 bottles in 2021 to 644,452 bottles in 2022. “The value also rose by 17.8 percent to £25.3 million last year, according to data compiled by Comité Champagne, a trade association that tracks volume and value of exports from France”, the report stated. “The level of champagne imports into the country has been rising since 2020, when it plunged to a record low of 304,199 bottles from a high of 768,131 bottles in 2014, the data show. That of 2022 is the highest under the President Muhammadu Buhari administration.”  

That is another medal for the outgoing Buhari administration. Interestingly, a year into office in 2016, the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed launched the ‘Change Begins with Me’ campaign (who remembers that again?), “to entrench the values of accountability, integrity and positive attitudinal change” in Nigerians.” But by seeking ‘Change’ from the people rather than those elected to serve them, the administration got it wrong from the outset. It was almost like asking us to cook for them to eat, as it has always been. And we can see the consequences of their ‘Change’ in all spheres of our national life today.  

Now back to Hilda Baci whose real name is Hilda Effiong Bassey. The Guinness Book of World Record has released a statement that her efforts are being reviewed and I hope she makes it. I genuinely believe she will. And in case some people are preparing to cook Ewedu and Okro so they could also “enter the Guinness Book of World Record”, this is a rigorous enterprise that requires standing up to cook (no sitting down) non-stop with only five minute of rest per hour. That translates into two hours in 24 hours. And you cannot take any stimulant (coffee or energy drink). So, basically, this is an endurance test in the kitchen. This then leads us to the question, what can we, as a nation, learn from Hilda Baci? 

A period of transition from one government to another offers opportunities for renewal. For us to navigate our way through these hard times in Nigeria, we need exemplary leadership at all levels. A system designed essentially for consumption will not suddenly become productive without institutional change. This will require new rules of the game and several adjustments. What Hilda teaches is that Nigerians need to learn that for us to develop, the national mentality must change from eating to cooking but it must start from the top. Awarding themselves scandalous pensions and feeding fat at the expense of the people will take us nowhere.  

If Hilda’s record is eventually confirmed by Guinness, that means she worked for 22 hours and rested for two hours in one day. The ratio of work hours to rest should also serve as a lesson for all Nigerians. Many of our young people don’t see the correlation between work and wealth. They just want to hammer! But the ultimate lesson is for those in leadership positions. 

On Monday and Tuesday, the Nigeria Governors Forum (NGF) held a retreat for outgoing and incoming governors. Faculties includethe Director General, World Trade Organisation, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala (left); Chief of Staff to the President, Prof. Ibrahim Agboola Gambari, former Senate President, Dr Bukola Saraki and Deputy Secretary General of the United Nation, Ms Amina Mohammed who spoke the mind of many Nigerians. “When we fail to deliver for people on their rights and their futures, we erode their faith in power, in politics, in the state. And that results in a loss of trust, in resentment between generations and towards elites; and in greater tensions between groups, cultures, ethnicities and religions” said the UN Deputy Secretary General who advocated that the only way to build a more cohesive nation and a more harmonious world is to deliver “better services, better opportunities, better safety, better government and a healthier environment.” 

I commend the idea behind such introspection by the Aminu Tambuwal-led NGF. But I hope that the right lessons were learnt. In the United States from where we borrowed our presidential system of government, high-level public officials only begin making money after they leave office. That’s when they receive advance royalties for their memoirs. Some also go into consultancies while getting paid for speaking engagements. They don’t exploit the system to award themselves scandalous pensions. Sadly, our governors and other elected public officials hardly retire to academia or the organized private sector of think-tanks or philanthropy. Many of them troop to the Senate, ostensibly so that they can continue to ‘eat’! 

Let me now join other Nigerians in commending Hilda Baci for her feat. She struck the right note when she said that her goal was “to inspire every young girl about the possibility of achieving their dreams” and that with her success, young women across the continent would understand that they have the capacity to break barriers and make lasting impacts. And in preparation for the competition, Hilda partnered a fitness trainer and nutritionist to lose some weight and adjust her diet.  

In the critical period that we are in Nigeria today, that is the sort of sacrifice we need from our leaders at all levels. Conventional wisdom teaches that you don’t eat your cake and still have it, so we know why Nigerians are today hungry. But it’s time to move from the dining table to the kitchen. That shift in mentality requires a new leadership ethos. As we can see from the experience of Hilda, cooking is not easy. But at the end, it is extremely rewarding.  

General Gusau at 80 

Lt. General Aliyu Mohammed Gusau (rtd), who needs no further introduction, is 80 today. No ceremony will mark the occasion because that is the way he wants it. He told me last week that he would most probably render himself incommunicado today so that nobody would ‘disturb’ him. That is typical Gusau, easily one of the most respected intelligence officers ever produced on the continent and one who played critical roles in efforts to dismantle apartheid in South Africa. I have had the privilege of close interactions with the General over the past decade and I value his knowledge, experience, and wisdom. I wish him a very happy birthday, long life, and good health.